There are lots of things we enjoy thinking about doing in ways that are innocent, kindly, safe and very sane that it would be wrong, illegal, dangerous or crazy to do in reality but which.

As a young child one could have enjoyed imagining going to the Southern pole, wrestling after which acquiring buddies with a polar bear, adopting a pet penguin with a broken wing, feeding it chocolate cake, getting caught into the worst blizzard for the century (for just one. 5 mins), then investing the night time (another 37 moments) in a cosy, dry igloo before getting rescued by some outlandishly dressed but charming pirates cruising past within their four masted, nuclear driven, ship looking for a youthful captain. Continue reading